We're thrilled to announce the release of Snack Protocol 2.5.3! This update brings improved performance, enhanced user experience, and a new feature that will change the game: Cookies Are Now Sentient
With 2.5.3, our snack-dispensing algorithms have been tweaked to reduce wait times by 30%. This means you'll get your snacks faster than ever before!
We've also added support for more exotic snack types, including: Extra Large Snacks
Some users may experience a 1% chance of spontaneous human combustion when consuming too many spicy nachos. We're working on it. Learn More