Snack Protocol Updates

As of yesterday, we've updated our snack protocol to include:

• More frequent cookie replenishment
• Improved chip-to-human communication
• Enhanced Dorito-to-human compatibility

Please upgrade your snack-enabled browser to ensure optimal experience.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to hack the protocol by visiting /subpages/super-secure-snacking.

For more information about our snack development team, visit /subpages/snack-devs.

And, as always, remember: snacks are not a right, but a privilege. /subpages/snack-rules