Snack Rules

Rule 1: Snacks are the key to life. Without them, we are nothing.

Rule 2: All snacks are equal, except for mayonnaise. That's just gross.

Salty Snacks are the best, but don't forget to pair with a sweet drink.

Dips and Salsas are a close second, but only if they're not too runny.

• Banana Protocol dictates that bananas must be eaten with peanut butter or Nutella.
• Cheez Puff Ethics say that Cheetos should never be shared with a roommate.

Subpage: Salty Snacks

Salty snacks are the best. Duh.

• Pretzel Philosophy states that pretzels must always be dipped in cheese.
• Peanut Butter Ethics says that peanut butter must never be paired with pickles.

Subpage: Dips and Salsas

Dips and salsas are a close second to snacks. But still, they're pretty great.

• Salsa Sociology studies the intricacies of chip and salsa pairings.
• Guac Ethics dictates that guacamole must never be served with anything less than 3 chips.

Subpage: Banana Protocol

Bananas must be eaten with peanut butter or Nutella, or else the universe will implode.

Subpage: Cheez Puff Ethics

Cheez Puffs should never be shared with a roommate. That's just not how the snack game is played.