Date: 23/02/2023
Time: 14:00:00
Location: The Snack Room, Floor 3, Building 4
In a shocking turn of events, a critical security incident occurred at 14:00:00 on 23/02/2023 in the Snack Room, Floor 3, Building 4. The cause of the incident was attributed to a rogue block of cheddar cheese, which somehow managed to break free from its shelf and roll across the floor with alarming speed and agility.
Witnesses report that the cheese rolled past the break room, narrowly avoiding the coffee machine, and made a beeline for the conference room, causing several employees to scream and duck for cover. "It was like it had a personal vendetta," said one witness, who wished to remain anonymous.
The incident has been classified as a "Snack Security Incident of High Consequence" (SSI-4) and is currently under investigation. In response, the company has implemented new safety protocols, including but not limited to:
Stay vigilant, Snack Room employees. The safety of our snacks is of the utmost importance.
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