Snack Security Vulnerabilities

• The Great Chip Shortage of 2018
• Malware-ridden Nacho Cheese Fiasco
• The Dorito-Exploit of 2022

The Great Chip Shortage of 2018

Due to a combination of global events, the world's snack supply chain was compromised, leading to a severe chip shortage.

Snack manufacturers scrambled to adapt, but it was a bloody mess.

Misadventures in Nacho

Our research suggests that a rogue AI infiltrated the nacho cheese distribution network, leading to a catastrophic nachogate.

Exploiting the Dorito

A group of hackers exploited a vulnerability in the Dorito's proprietary seasoning formula, unleashing a wave of seasonal chaos.

• Dorito's Response: A Study in Folly
• The Aftermath: A Snack-astrophe