Snail Speed Club: Because Who Needs to Be Late, Really?

We are the Snail Speed Club, and we've been trying to break the 4-hour barrier since 1982. It's not about being fast, it's about embracing the journey.

Our members are the slowest of the slow, the most sluggish of the slow, and the most... well, you get the idea.

Overcoming the Urge to Quit is a popular topic of discussion, but have you ever tried Making Soup in a Slow Cooker while simultaneously Learning to Play Chess with a Squid Organ?

Join us, and you'll be the envy of all your friends, who are probably just sitting at home, doing actual work.