Snoozle Syndrome: FAQ

Q: What is Snoozle Syndrome?

• A: It's a condition where you involuntarily start a conversation with inanimate objects.
• A: We're not really sure, but it's probably caused by eating too much cheese.
• A: Symptoms include talking to your toaster, arguing with your couch, and having a strong dislike of silence.
• A: There is no known cure, but a nice cup of tea usually helps.

Q: Can I be cured?

No, but you can try to retrain your brain to talk to people instead.

Q: Will I ever be able to sleep again?

Ha! Like that's a real concern. You'll probably just end up talking to your pillow.

Q: Can I get help?

We have a support group.

Q: Is this real?

No, it's just a made-up disease.

But don't let that stop you from trying to talk to your toaster.