Snoozle Syndrome: The Ultimate Treatment

Are you tired of being awake? Do you find yourself constantly feeling rested? Look no further!

Our patented Snoozle Syndrome treatment is guaranteed to make you feel like you've been hit by a truck...with a pillow.

Side effects may include:

• Numbness in your fingers and toes (usually due to excessive napping)
• Increased risk of drooling on yourself
• Slightly higher risk of getting stuck in a loop of cat videos

How to get started:

Step 1: Fill out our 10-page application.

Step 2: Pay the $100 fee (includes one free hug).

Step 3: Wait 6-8 weeks for our experts to analyze your sleep patterns.

Step 4: Begin treatment. (Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Not actually a real treatment.)

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