Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn for the freedom to simply lounge in your pajamas all day? Look no further than the Snoozle Syndrome Industrial Tips!
Tip #1: Invest in a good pair of noise-cancelling headphones. Your coworkers will thank you.
Tip #2: Develop a fascination with the art of staring at walls.
Continue to Industrialtips #4: The Art of Doing NothingOr, if you're feeling adventurous, try Industrialtips #5: The Joy of Procrastination!
And, of course, don't forget to Industrialtips #6: The Ancient Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Disclaimer: The Snoozle Syndrome Industrial Tips are not actually recommended by any reputable medical professionals. Or anyone else, for that matter.