Snoozle Syndrome: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Warning: The following tips are not recommended for people with functioning social skills.

Tip #6: Develop a hobby that involves staring at a wall.

Why not try "Wall-Gazing"? It's a real thing, we swear.

Sub-tip 1: Use a high-contrast color scheme to make the wall-gazing experience more engaging.

Sub-tip 2: Try to spot as many dust particles as you can. It's like a game, but without the fun.

Want more tips? Check out Tip #7: Master the Art of Procrastination

Or maybe you'd rather learn about Tip #5: The Joy of Overthinking