Treatment Plan for Snoozle Syndrome

We regret to inform you that you have been diagnosed with Snoozle Syndrome, a rare condition where the sufferer is unable to wake up in time for anything.

Mild Symptoms

• Repeating the phrase "just five more minutes" on repeat
• Setting multiple alarms, only to reset them 30 seconds later
• Daydreaming about the perfect nap

Severe Symptoms

• Spontaneous combustion of breakfast cereal
• Inability to distinguish between dreams and reality
• Accidental possession of multiple "I'll waken you in 5 minutes" notes

Prescribed Medication: Paracetamol (Snooze-Aid)
Alternative: Caffeine (Caffeine-Aid)