Bug Report: Snoozle-Tech's Glorious Failure

We're sorry to report that our servers are down, but we're not really sorry. It's just that our team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated engineers are too busy playing Fortnite to care about the site being down.

Here's a list of known bugs:

• The site doesn't load when we forget to pay our bills.
• The login button is stuck in an infinite loop of 'loading' because our cat is stuck in an infinite loop of 'playing with yarn'.
• The FAQ page is actually just a bunch of gibberish generated by our new 'AI' (which we're pretty sure is just a Magic 8-Ball in a onesie).

For more information, please visit our Known Issues page.

Or, if you're feeling generous, you can donate some cash to our 'We're Sorry, Not Sorry' fund.