Sobering Up: Tips for the Modern Hermit

Tip 1: Drink Water

It's not just a myth, water is actually a thing that exists. It's like, a clear liquid that's not brown or fizzy.

Sobering Up: Coffee

Tip 2: Take a Nap

Don't be a zombie, take a break. Your bed is like, a really comfy place to rest. Or, you know, a coffin.

Sobering Up: Sleep

Tip 3: Eat a Salad

Green things are good, like, for your insides. Don't eat just pizza all day, you'll turn into a pizza.

Sobering Up: Food