Welcome to Sobering Up Coffee, where the only thing more bitter than the coffee is the morning after.
Today's Special: "The Morning After the Morning" - our expertly crafted blend of espresso, regret, and last night's poor life choices.
Learn more about our signature blends and why you should probably just stick to tap water
Our expert staff will guide you through the art of pretending to be a functioning member of society
Because who needs sleep when you have caffeine and existential dread?