A 90s Kid's Guide to Nostalgia
Welcome to the Algorithm of Lost Interest, where the past is a distant memory, and the future is a constant disappointment.
- Step 1: Scroll through a thousand cat pictures
- Step 2: Realize you're still alone, but with a thousand more cat pictures
- Step 3: Spend 4 hours re-reading old Myspace posts
- Step 4: Delete your old Myspace account, only to realize you still have to use it to access your old Hot Topic account
