The Mutations of Social Media

Warning: the following mutations may be hazardous to your mental health.

Inflato (Inflatable Self-Esteem) Inflam (Inflamed Opinions) Inflamo (Inflamed Opinions with a Twist) Inflatofobia (Fear of Deflation) Inflatolalia (Inflatable Language)

Caution: mutations may cause:

Excessive scrolling
Uncontrollable FOMO
Unrelenting anxiety
Spontaneous combustion of productivity

Side effects may include:

Unsustainable relationships
Unsustainable lifestyles
Unsustainable diets
Unsustainable fashion choices

Treatment Options