Warning: The following dances are so unrefined, they'll likely make you question every life choice you've ever made. Proceed at your own risk.
A dance that's 90% waddle, 9% awkwardly flail, and 1% "is this really what I'm wearing?"
Waddle Tips and TricksA dance that's 50% stumble,ประก 30% face-plant, and 20% "oh no, not again"
Stumble Prevention and RecoveryA dance that's 100% flail, -100% coordination, and 100% guaranteed to end in embarrassment
Flail Safety and Etiquette