Welcome to The Sociopathic Saint

Patron saint of functioning as a human being, patron saint of not getting your feelings hurt, patron saint of ignoring your parents' advice.

Our services include:

• Avoiding Eye Contact (a delicate art)
• Lying with Ease (because honesty is overrated)
• Stealing Your Neighbor's Snacks (because you're clearly not eating enough ramen)
• Pretending to Listen (while secretly planning your escape)

Don't forget to donate to our charity of choice: buying more ramen.