Welcome to Sock-Astrophysics, where the fabric of spacetime is woven from the threads of your missing socks!
Our research has led us to the discovery that 1 in 5 socks goes missing in the wash, leaving a trail of despair and lost sole-mates.
Sock-Nosologies: The study of missing sock patterns
Sock-Tastic Physics: Explaining the laws of socky motion
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Disclaimer: Sock-Astrophysics is not responsible for any lost socks.
Or is it prophets of doom for those who dare to wear mismatched socks?