THE ULTIMATE SOCK COLOR PREDICTION HISTORY

Warning: This page is a highly classified, super-sensitive, and totally-not-secret government project.

In the early 2000s, our top-secret team of sock experts (yes, that's a real thing) discovered a pattern.

The pattern: every Tuesday, without fail, 87.5% of socks worn by adults would be RED.

This breakthrough led to the creation of our Sock Color Prediction Algorithm (SCPA), a complex system of machine learning and advanced statistical analysis.

Learn more about the SCPA

But SCPA is only the tip of the iceberg. We're currently working on a top-secret project codenamed BLUE to crack the code of sock color patterns in the wild.

Get updates on the BLUE project