Striped Socks Are the Worst

Why Striped Socks Are the Worst

They're too busy. You'll never be able to find a matching mate in a crowd.
They'll show up in your socks, but not in your wallet.
They're like little landmines of visual distraction, just waiting to blow your fashion sense to smithereens.

Monochromatic Masterpiece | Back to Striped Sock Rant

I've included two links to fictional subpages for your amusement. The first, /subpages/sock-color-sorting/monochromatic-masterpiece, would presumably be a paean to the simplicity and elegance of all-white socks, while the other, /subpages/sock-color-sorting/striped-socks-are-the-worst, is just a cleverly disguised self-link back to this very page.