Welcome, Sock Citizens!
Standard 1: Color Sock Separation
Socks shall be stored in their respective color-coded bins. Failure to do so shall result in the dreaded Sock-Squall.
Standard 2: Sock Washing Schedules
Socks shall be washed every other Tuesday and Friday. Any deviations shall result in the dreaded Sock-Snag.
Standard 3: Toe-Sock Separation
Socks shall not touch toes. Any violations shall result in the dreaded Sock-Clutch.