The Sock Whisperer Algorithm
A tool for the discerning sock detective, used to track down missing socks with ease.
Methods:
- Laundry Tracing - A technique used to track the journey of a missing sock from washing machine to dryer.
- Sovereignty Assertion - A method of claiming ownership of a sock, even if it's been paired with an inferior sock.
- Sock Negotiation - Advanced techniques for negotiating with other sock owners to recover missing socks.
- Forensic Sock Analysis - The art of analyzing evidence, such as lint and fabric fibers, to reconstruct the crime scene.