In a world where socks go missing at an alarming rate, we're here to bring you the most unpredictable, most erratic, most utterly bewildering approach to sock organization.
Introducing Random Sort Chaos: where we sort your socks by throwing them into a hat and hoping for the best.
But don't just take our word for it, see for yourself:
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