Step 1: Sort by Color
- Red socks go in the red bin, duh.
- Blue socks in the blue bin, obviously.
- Green socks in the green bin, genius.
Step 2: Sort by Fabric Type
- Cotton socks in the cotton bin, no questions asked.
- Wool socks in the wool bin, don't even get us started.
- Synthetic socks in the synthetic bin, because, why not?
Step 3: Sort by Thread Count
- Less than 20 threads, in the "Who Cares?" bin.
- 20-50 threads, in the " Meh" bin.
- More than 50 threads, in the "Wow, That's Fancy" bin.
Step 4: Sort by Size
- Small socks, in the "Tiny Toes" bin.
- Medium socks, in the "Just Right" bin.
- Large socks, in the "Clown Shoes" bin.
Step 5: Sort by Lint Buildup
- Less than 5% lint, in the "Lint-Free Zone" bin.
- 5-20% lint, in the "Lint-A-Palooza" bin.
- More than 20% lint, in the "Don't Even Get Us Started" bin.
And that's it, folks! Now, go forth and sort those socks like the wind!
The Triangle Sort, for the mathematically inclined. The Circle Sort, for the artisically inclined.