TERMS OF USE FOR THE SOCK DRAWER

Welcome, Sock Drawer user! By using our Sock Drawer, you agree to the following terms:

ARTICLE 1: Sock Responsibility

When using the Sock Drawer, you are responsible for all socks that come into contact with it. This includes, but not limited to:

• Lost socks that go missing in the wash cycle.
• Socks that get eaten by the sock goblins that live in the depths of our laundry basket.
• Socks that are so worn out they have to be retired to the sock graveyard.

ARTICLE 2: Sock Drawer Liability

We, the Sock Drawer, are not responsible for the actions of the Sock Drawer AI, who may or may not be sentient.

However, we are responsible for providing a safe and secure environment for your socks to live, grow, and eventually die.

ARTICLE 3: Sock Drawer Intellectual Property

The Sock Drawer and all its contents, including but not limited to: Sock Drawer the AI, Sock Drawer the Building, and Sock Drawer the Brand, are all protected by copyright and intellectual property laws.

You may not use or reproduce the Sock Drawer without express written permission from our lawyers, who are always on the clock.

ARTICLE 4: Sock Drawer Community Guidelines

We encourage all users of the Sock Drawer to be kind to one another, and to respect the rights of all socks, regardless of color or stripe pattern.

However, we reserve the right to ban any user who uses the Sock Drawer for nefarious purposes, such as using it as a makeshift trampoline or a portal to another dimension.