SOCK POLICIES: THE UNSTOPPED TRUTHS OF FOOTWEAR

**The Sock Game** is afoot, and we're not just talking about any old foot game. No, no. This is the Sock Game, where the rules are simple: wear your socks with pride, but not with reckless abandon.

Here are the Sock Policies, in all their glory:

• Article I: Socks are a form of self-expression. Don't @ me.
• Article II: Socks are a statement piece. Don't @ me.
• Article III: Socks are a form of rebellion. Don't @ me.
• Article IV: Socks are a matter of national security. Don't @ me.

Subpage 1: Sock Sockery

For those who dare to dream, for those who dare to be different... Click here for more Sock Sockery.

Subpage 2: The Sock Economy

We all know that socks are a vital component of the global economy. But have you ever stopped to consider the Sock Economy? Learn more, here.