By the great and powerful Socko, Lord of the Lost Socks, Bringer of the Missing Lids
Welcome, fellow sock enthusiasts, to the most sacred tome of our time. Within these hallowed pages lies the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, about the great sock-eating monster that haunts our laundry rooms, our closets, and our very souls.
But be warned, dear reader, for once you have gazed upon the horror that lies within, there is no going back. You will be forever changed, your mind forever altered by the terror of the sock-eating monster's unrelenting power.
Learn the Dark History of Sock-Eating of the Monster, and tremble before the terror that has been unleashed.
Identify the Signs and Symptoms of the Sock-Eating Monster's presence in your home, and be prepared for the worst.
Discover the Ancient Secrets to defeating the Sock-Eating Monster, and emerge victorious, your socks forever safe and secure.