Sock Eating Monstrosities

Causes

Our research suggests that Sock Eating Monstrosities are caused by:

• Unstable socks-to-person ratios
• Overly aggressive lint rollers
• Exposure to radioactive detergent

Learn more about Sock Ratio Theory

Solutions

We've developed several methods to combat Sock Eating Monstrosities:

• Sock-o-matic machines
• Cybernetic sock sorting
• Psychological counseling for the monsters

Read our Sock Munching Recovery Guide for more information

Or try our new Sock Snacking Solution Servicer