Sock Hacking 101: The Semantics of Sock Ownership

Step 1: Identify your sock's personal style (striped, argyle, or polka dots)

Step 2: Understand the nuances of sock-speak (e.g., sock-slang, sock- dialects, sock-acronyms)

Step 3: Develop a strategy for sock pairing (matching, mismatching, or deliberately not matching)

Step 4: Consider the existential implications of sock ownership (the meaning of life, the universe, and everything)

Step 5: Decide on a code of conduct for sock sharing (the do's and don'ts of sock etiquette)

Disclaimer: Sock hacking is not actually a thing. Or is it?

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