Our Mission:
We're a secret organization dedicated to liberating the world's most oppressed socks from the clutches of tyranny and neglect. We infiltrate the laundries, rescue the socks, and return them to their rightful places on our feet. Join us, and let us fight for a world where every foot can walk free.
Read the full manifestoOur Operations:
- Operation Sock-it-to-em - Our most daring heist yet, where we liberated 5000+ socks from the notorious Sock-o-matic factory.
- Operation Dirty Laundry - Where we exposed the dark underbelly of the laundry industry and freed 10,000+ socks from the grip of the dirty laundry mafia.
Our Members:
We have a pool of expert operatives, each with their unique set of skills. Meet some of our members: Sarah the Sock Whisperer, Steve the Slipper Spy, and Bob the Bulwark.
Meet the rest of our crewFAQ:
Q: What's the difference between a heist and a rescue mission?
A: A heist is when we steal the socks. A rescue mission is when we rescue the socks. Same difference, same difference.
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