SOCK HOARDERS, UNITE!
Are you tired of doing laundry? Do you have a sock drawer overflowing with singles, or perhaps a collection of unmatched socks that bring you joy?
Look no further! Our Sock Hoarding Hotline is here to support you in your quest for sock harmony.
Call us now, and let us help you:
- Sort your sock collection into neat little piles?
- Donate your unmatched socks to a good home (like our Sock Museum, located in the basement)
- Learn the art of sock whispering (a real thing, we swear)
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our:
- Sock Whispering 101 to learn more about the ancient art
- Sock Donation Center to see where your donated socks go
- Sock Hoarder Support Group for fellow hoarders to share tips and tricks