Lesson 1: Finding the Perfect Sock Whispering Spot
To begin your journey as a Sock Whisperer, one must first find a suitable location for communing with the footwear of the gods.
Look for a spot with:
If you're having trouble finding such a spot, try checking under your own bed, the laundry basket, or near an old, abandoned laundry mat.
Continue to Sock Whispering 201: Techniques for the Advanced Sock Whisperer Sock Whispering Ethics: When to Sock Whisper, and when to leave the Socks Alone