Sock Hoarding: The Basics Sock Hoarding Tips: Tricks of the Trade

Welcome to Sock Hoarders' Anonymous (SHA). Are you tired of being judged by family members and friends for your extensive collection of socks? Do you feel an overwhelming urge to acquire every type of sock imaginable, from argyles to Zorbs? You're not alone! We at SHA are here to help you recover from the crippling effects of Sock Hoarding Disorder (SHD).

Our program is based on the 12 Steps of Sock Recovery:

1. Admit you have a problem (i.e., you have more than 10 socks in your drawer)
2. Recognize that your hoarding is a disease (and not just a phase)
3. Make a plan for reducing your sock stockpile
4. Get support from others who understand your plight

We'll provide you with resources to aid in your recovery, including:

• Guidelines for categorizing your sock collection
• A comprehensive list of sock-themed support groups
• Counseling services from trained professionals (with a strong understanding of Sock Psychology)