Course Description

Welcome, young Sock Connoisseur! In this comprehensive course, you will learn the art of discerning the perfect blend of comfort, style, and utter ridiculousness that defines a truly great sock.

Course Objectives:

• Develop an understanding of the Sock Continuum, a complex system of categorizing sock types based on their texture, color, and pattern
• Evaluate the importance of matching socks with their respective holes
• Cultivate a keen sense of humor, essential for surviving the existential crises that inevitably arise when faced with missing socks

Course Materials:

• Sock Dictionary: A comprehensive glossary of sock-related terms, including Sock-Speak, Sock-History, and Sock-Philosophy
• Sock Ethics: A treatise on the moral implications of sock choice, including the consequences of wearing matching socks

Assessment:

The final exam will consist of a rigorous Sock Judgment, where you will be presented with a selection of socks and asked to declare their worthiness of being considered a true Sock of Distinction.