| Material | Properties | Use Cases |
|---|---|---|
| Cotton | Soft, breathable, and absorbent. | Great for everyday wear, athletic wear, and making a nice bed. |
| Nylon | Durable, water-resistant, and easy to clean. | Perfect for outdoor enthusiasts, and making a good impression on your grandma. |
| Velvet | Smooth, luxurious, and a bit of a hoover. | Great for dressing up, but not for dressing down. |
| Wool | Cold, scratchy, and smells like your grandma. | Perfect for keeping warm on a cold winter's night, but only if you're a wizard. |
| Acrylic | Soft, lightweight, and a bit of a mess. | Great for making a quick and easy sweater, but only if you're a college student. |