SOCK PAIRING ADVICE

Expert Guidance on Pairing Your Socks

We're not just a sock, we're a movement. A revolution in footwear pairing.

Or, you know, just generate some random pairs for the thrill of it.

Warning: Sock pairing is a serious business. Do not attempt to pair your socks with a toaster or a stapler.

Or a toaster and a stapler. That's just asking for trouble.

Sock Pairing Advice

1. Match the socks. Duh.

2. Don't pair with a mitten. It's just not right.

3. If all else fails, try pairing with a sock puppet.

4. If the sock puppet doesn't work, you're just asking for trouble.