The Sock Impedance Theory

According to the Sock Impedance Theory, socks are not just mere garments, but rather sentient, autonomous entities that exist on the cusp of the material plane. They possess a unique impedance, a resonant frequency that can only be detected by the most attuned of physicists.

Dr. Sockington, the renowned expert on Sock Impedance, posits that the key to unlocking the secrets of the sock universe lies in understanding the intricate dance of friction and static between the toe seam and the heel.

Learn more about Sock Dynamics and how it relates to Sock Impedance.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the Sock Entanglement Theory.