Recipe 1: The Classic Sock Puppet
Ingredients:
- 1 sock
- 1 rubber chicken
- 1 dollop of glue
- 1 pinch of creativity
Instructions:
- Tie the sock in a knot, but not a perfect knot, because that's not what the professionals do.
- Glue the rubber chicken to the sock. Make sure it's secure, but not too secure, because you don't want to end up with a chicken-sock hybrid.
- Add a dash of personality to your puppet, like a wonky eye or a wonkier nose.
And that's it! You've created a sock puppet that's sure to require extensive therapy in the future.
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