SOCK PUPPET RECIPES

A guide to creating the most realistic, yet hilariously absurd, sock puppets in the land.

Recipe 1: The Classic Sock Puppet

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Tie the sock in a knot, but not a perfect knot, because that's not what the professionals do.
  2. Glue the rubber chicken to the sock. Make sure it's secure, but not too secure, because you don't want to end up with a chicken-sock hybrid.
  3. Add a dash of personality to your puppet, like a wonky eye or a wonkier nose.

And that's it! You've created a sock puppet that's sure to require extensive therapy in the future.

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