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Sock Reading 101: A Journey into the Abyss of Footwear

Step 1: Acquire Socks

First things first, you're going to need some socks. Not just any socks, mind you. These are not your grandparent's socks. No, no. We're talking about the most avant-garde, the most daring, the most likely-to-be-found-on-a- college-dorm-room-floor socks.

Learn to Identify Sock Difficulties

Step 2: Examine the Socks

Now that you have your socks, it's time to examine them. Look for the holes, the stains, the mysterious smudges. Are they from a spilled drink or a secret society meeting? The world may never know.

Dive into Sock Forensics

Step 3: Develop Your Sock Philosophy

As you delve deeper into the world of sock reading, you'll begin to develop your own sock philosophy. Do you believe in the inherent value of a single lone sock? Do you think a matching pair is the key to true happiness? The world needs your thoughts.

Sock Ethics: A Guide