Step 3: Sock Dance
Now that you have your socks sorted, it's time to get your groove on! The Sock Dance is a sacred ritual that requires precision, flair, and a healthy dose of weirdness. Put on your favorite socks, spin around in a circle, and let your feet do the talk.
But be warned: the Sock Dance can be hazardous. We've heard reports of people getting tangled in their own feet, or worse, developing an unshakeable addiction to the thrill of it all.
Substep 3.1: The Spin Cycle
Start by spinning around in a circle, like a madman in a ballroom dance hall. Don't be shy, keep those toes tapping, and let the music move you!
Substep 3.2: The Shuffle
Once you've mastered the Spin Cycle, it's time to bring in some serious footwork. Shuffle those socks with reckless abandon, like a sock-wielding Fred Astaire!
Substep 3.3: The Toe Wiggle
And finally, add the pièce de résistance: the Toe Wiggle. Wiggle those toes like a sock-slinging maestro, and you'll be well on your way to true Sock Dance mastery.