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Sock Rotation Institute: Forecasting Sock Fortunes

Current Sock Rotation Status: EXTREME

Forecasts for today:

Super Sock Tuesday: +100% chance of Sock Overload
Sock Astrophysics: Socks will collide with your soul
Sock Weather Service: High chance of Sock Static

Disclaimer: Sock forecasts are not scientifically proven and are intended for entertainment purposes only.

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