SOCIALISM
THE ULTIMATE SOCK TYING TOURNAMENT
Join us for the most prestigious, the most thrilling, the most utterly absurd sock tying event in the land!
Compete for the coveted Golden Sock, awarded to the most dexterous of toe-tie-ers.
Rules:
- Must be able to tie 5 consecutive knots with your non-dominant hand
- Must be able to tie 3 consecutive knots with your eyes closed
- Must be able to tie a single knot while reciting Shakespearean sonnets