Subroutine 02: Sock Sophistication
Welcome to Subroutine 02, where the art of sock sophistication is taken very seriously. In this esteemed institution, we're dedicated to exploring the intricacies of footwear's most overlooked feature: the sock.
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Our research team has discovered a correlation between the number of socks worn on one's feet and the number of thoughts per minute. We're still investigating this phenomenon, but preliminary results indicate a strong link between the two.