Folding Socks: The Ancient Art of Discretionary Stealth
Deep within the heart of the Sock Kingdom, a secret society of sartorially inclined individuals mastered the ancient art of folding. Their mission? To conceal the unsightly sock, and reveal the sublime.
Legend speaks of a single, perfect fold, achieved by folding masters who defied the laws of gravity and fabric. The Fold of a Thousand Faces: a delicate balance of creases, a whispered secret to the initiated.
But what of the lesser folds, the ones that dare not attempt the impossible? Fear not, traveler, for even the most hapless of souls may learn the ways of the Folding Technique.
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