Warning: This page is a travesty. A catastrophe. An unmitigated disaster.
For years, the Sock Overlords have failed to meet the most basic standards of sock maintenance.
We've lost countless socks to the void, to the washing machine, to the cruel whims of fashion.
But fear not, dear citizens, for we have taken the first step towards accountability.
We have created this webpage, the Heel of Responsibility, to catalog our failures and hold ourselves accountable for the impending Sockpocalypse.
Learn more about the Sock-astrophic implications of our actions