Sock Telekinetic

You have been chosen for the Sock Telekinesis Training Program. Congratulations!

To begin, click the link below to access your training manual.

Manual

Or, if you'd rather jump straight into some practice exercises, click the link below.

Practice Exercises

Warning: Sock Telekinesis can cause loss of socks, spontaneous combustion of footwear, and possibly even temporary loss of sanity. Proceed with caution.

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