a collection of the finest, most majestic socks in the known universe.
Warning: excessive sock usage may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous dancing.
| Sock Type | Color | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Argyle | Dark Navy Blue with White Polka Dots | The classic, the timeless, the utterly impractical. |
| Stripes | Bright Pink with White Stripes | For those who want to make a statement, or just for those who like pink. |
| Argyle | Electric Blue with Yellow Polka Dots | A bold, a brash, a bewildering choice. |