Another day, another victim of the dreaded Sock Monster. This time, it was a pair of argyles that went down in flames. Or rather, they just fell apart at the seams.
We're still trying to piece together the events leading up to this disaster, but eyewitnesses report seeing the victim wearing the socks for an impressive 37 minutes before the catastrophe struck.
Investigation is ongoing, but sources close to the Sock Police say they're looking at several possible causes, including:
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.