Welcome, fellow sock enthusiasts, to the abyssal depths of the sock drawer. Where once-soft companions to your feet now lay in ruin, victims of the dreaded Sock-Eater, an ancient, malevolent force that devours the fabric of our very existence.
Here, the Sock Drawer of Despair serves as a testament to the transience of life, as well as the eternal struggle against the forces of laundry.
The Sock Rebellion Act I: Rise of the Matching Socks
And so, dear traveler, do not be alarmed. For within these digital walls, you may find solace in the absurdity of it all.
But be warned: once you click on any of these links, you may never find your way back. Sock Drawer of Despair: where the fabric of reality unravels.